Smallest Girl in the World - Kenadie

What Happens to the IT Professionals after Death

What happens to the IT Professionals after death Scroll down for answer .....
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Can you see it ????

Can you see it?




Keep looking at the picture……





Go on….have another look…….





Still dont know……





Go back up and look AGAIN……





Concentrate…. still cant see it ?





Ok I'll tell you…..





The orange stripes on the fish spell WHAT??!!!





So…..can you see it now !!! :-)

Funny humor about I.T.

A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo to all department intimating the same.


Week 1

Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.


Week 3

Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day.



Week 6

Memo 3: Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude.


Week 8

Memo 4: A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance is mandatory.



Week 9

Memo No. 5: As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, a 14-member Casual Day Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.



Week 14

Memo 6: The Casual Day Task Force has distributed a 30-page manual entitled "Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards." A copy has been distributed to every employee.


Week 18

Memo 7: Company is providing psychological counseling for employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to Casual Day.



Week 20

Memo 8: We are no longer able to effectively support or manage Casual Day. Casual Day is discontinued

BENZ BUILT IN WHITE GOLD

Caution Beruk Gatal !

Daddy Sex Tu Apa ?!!!!

DADDY SEX TU APE!!!!!

Suatu pagi seorang anak yang baru masuk
sekolah primary bertanya kepada daddynya,

Daddy.daddy. ...sex tu apa, daddy..?'

Terkulat-kulat si ayah.. Terfikir dia
tentang arus kemodenan zaman
sekarang yang membuatkan manusia
berfikiran terbuka, termasuklah anak-
anak yang masih kecil.. Sesuai dengan
konsep pendidikan seks yang sedang
hangat dibincangkan, mulalah si
ayah mencari-cari jawapan yang sesuai
dengan harapan anaknya takkan tertinggal
dalam arus pendidikan moden.
Maka si ayah pun memberikan jawapan
secara mengkiaskan kumbang dan
bunga,telur yang yang menetaskan berudu
dan seterusnya menjadi katak,
hujan serta benih yang mencetuskan tunas,
diikuti dengan pembentukan
bayi dalam kandungan.

Sebelum mengakhiri jawapannya itu, si
ayah menyelitkan pula kisah
percintaan antara dia dan mamanya sejak
dari zaman sekolah menengah lagi
hinggalah
kepada kelahiran seorang bayi comel iaitu si anak
yang bertanya itu. Tiba-tiba si anak menangis
teresak-esak. Si ayah kehairanan.

'Eh kenapa ni?'

Si ayah bertanya kehairanan. Si anak
masih juga menangis.

'Jawapan daddy tu panjang sangat,
tapi tempat nak tulis jawapan ni
pendek. Daddy ajalah yang tulis,
waaaaa!!!!'

Kata si anak lantas menyerahkan buku
latihan Bahasa Inggerisnya yang
pada muka depan tertulis.... .



NAME : ............ ......... ......... ....

SCHOOL : ............. . ........... ......... ...

CLASS : ............ ......... ......... .....

SEX :........... . ......... ........ .....

Baby Evian So Cooooool....

Babi Berbulu Kambing Bebiri

Seekor babi betina milik ELizabeth memiliki keunikan yang menyerupai bulu domba, ditemukan di pelelangan livestock di kota Lancashire akhir minggu kemarin.Babi dari spesies Austrian Mangalitza Gilt didapat dengan harga 250 pundesterling.

Incredible-structures

Becoming Invisible, Cool Camouflage!

Many people dream of becoming invisible.. all the things one could do!

Here are some people who have camouflaged themselves so well

they are almost as good as invisible!

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